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September 24, 2017

Natalie Gulbis For Congress
Natalie Gulbis Republican National Convention speech
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Natalie Gulbis Republican National Convention speech
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By R.J. Smiley

The Psychic loves women athletes, especially women golfers. He read with interest that one of his favorites, Natalie Gulbis, is strongly considering a run for Congress. Gulbis, who lives in Las Vegas, has an eye on the seat in the House of Representatives that will be vacated by Democratic incumbent, Jacky Rosen, who plans to run for the Senate in 2018.

The Psychic recalls that Gulbis was, and still is, considered a sex symbol among LPGA players. He recalls a full layout of Natalie in a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. She is a beautiful and very fit young woman, but what would lead her to believe that she has the brains and intuition to help shape policy for the USA. The Psychic Googles Natalie and is surprised to learn that she is very bright and well read. Gulbis played on the boys high school golf team and graduated high school at the age of 16. She spent one year at Arizona State on a golf scholarship on the NCAA Championship Team with Lorena Ochoa. Natalie Gulbis turned pro at age 18.

The Psychic learned that Gulbis is an entrepreneur who has several golf related businesses going and others waiting to be initiated. Since Gulbis first met Donald Trump during a golf tournament as his Mar-a-Lago estate they have been friends. She is a Republican and a huge Trump supporter.

Then the Psychic read an article that Natalie wrote about the President. This young woman is extremely articulate and insightful. See article: http://www.golf.com/tour-and-news/natalie-gulbis-donald-trump-i-know

The Psychic moves from his computer to his study and places the perfectly shaped turban on his thinning hair. As he removes the chamois skin from the crystal ball, the light emitting from the depths grows brighter. There among the stodgy old lifelong politicians is a young woman, perfectly dressed, in a fitted, yet conservative, dark blue suit with a soft blue pinstripe. She appears to be today's piece of raw meat that these members of the good old boys club on both sides of the isle feast on. "How dare this young, know nothing golfer, attempt to penetrate our ranks. We will show her a thing or two."

The beautiful Natalie respectfully sits with a soft smile on her face allowing each to have his say. As the last disrespectful comments are recorded, the feisty little Gulbis responds, "The good people of Nevada elected me to represent them in the Congress of the United States of America. I have been groped, pinched, whistled at and ogled over by men like you since I was 12. I have very thick skin and have proven that I am at my best when under pressure. I have traveled throughout the United States listening to a cross-section of American people. I have represented the USA in international golf competitions. I have felt the love for America. I have witnessed the hatred toward our democracy and freedoms. The good people of Nevada have elected me because of my ideas for making America a better place for all citizens to live, not because of how I look or play golf. Donald Trump, the President of the United States has supported me all the way through my campaign because I share the values he is using to reform our country."

His turban rocks forward as the Psychic nods in approval. Gulbis continues, "As a representative of the state of Nevada, I have one vote to cast, the same as each of you. My vote will not be wasted. I have the right to express my opinions to vote my conscience and I will do exactly that."

The silence causes the Psychic to draw back. "Has the crystal ball been muted?" As his concentration returns, the Psychic sees Gulbis as she is running for re-election. "My record is clear, I have sponsored three bills against stiff political competition funded by huge lobbist dollars. All three are now law and have proven to benefit the vast majority of the American people. I ask you to re-elect me to continue my unfinished work on behalf of all Americans."

As the Psychic covers the know-all marble, he nods in approval. "Maybe I should move to Las Vegas so I could vote for her."

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